Sewer Goo Smoothie
A vibrant green smoothie that, despite its playfully unappetizing name, is packed with nutrients and a refreshing taste. Its murky color is inspired by the shadowy, often unsanitary passages of the game, but the flavor is bright and revitalizing – a true escape from the gloom.
Directions
- 1
Combine the unsweetened almond milk, frozen banana, baby spinach, frozen mango, and frozen pineapple chunks in the pitcher of a high-speed blender.
- 2
Add the chia seeds, grated fresh ginger, and the juice of half a lime to the blender.
- 3
Secure the lid tightly on the blender.
- 4
Begin blending on a low speed, gradually increasing to high until the mixture is completely smooth and creamy.
- 5
If the smoothie is too thick, add an additional splash of almond milk, one tablespoon at a time, until the desired consistency is achieved.
- 6
Taste and adjust sweetness or tartness with a tiny bit more lime juice if desired.
- 7
Pour the "Sewer Goo Smoothie" into glasses and serve immediately. Garnish with a fresh spinach leaf for an extra touch of green.