
The 'Blacker Than the Blackest Black' Stout Float
Unleash your inner brutal dessert god with this float, a symphony of midnight-dark stout and intensely flavored ice cream, creating a deliciously destructive experience befitting the mighty Dethklok. The robust, roasted notes of the stout meld with the creamy bitterness of dark chocolate, delivering a dessert that is as complex and powerful as a Dethklok power chord.

Directions
- 1
Place two large, chilled pint glasses or sturdy mugs into the freezer for at least 15 minutes to ensure they are thoroughly cold.
- 2
In a cold mixing bowl, combine the heavy cream, powdered sugar, vanilla extract, and instant espresso powder.
- 3
Whip the cream mixture with an electric mixer on medium-high speed until firm peaks form, about 2-3 minutes, being careful not to over-whip into butter.
- 4
Remove the chilled glasses from the freezer and place two generous scoops of the dark chocolate ice cream into the bottom of each glass.
- 5
Carefully and slowly pour half of the chilled imperial stout into each glass over the ice cream, allowing the foam to build gradually.
- 6
Top each float with a large dollop of the freshly made espresso-vanilla whipped cream.
- 7
Garnish lavishly with the dark chocolate shavings and a tiny, almost imperceptible pinch of sea salt over the whipped cream for enhanced flavor.
- 8
Serve immediately with a long spoon and a straw, embracing the chaos of the melding flavors.