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DJ Jesus’ Holy Water Cold Brew

Inspired by the divine, yet delightfully absurd, DJ Jesus, this cold brew offers a transcendentally smooth coffee experience, crowned with a cloud of vanilla sweet cream foam, preparing you for whatever surreal adventures San Francisco throws your way. It's an elixir that balances the mellow depths of long-steeped coffee with a whisper of ethereal sweetness, fit for both saints and sinners navigating the daily grind.

DJ Jesus’ Holy Water Cold Brew
Prep
10m
Cook
0m
Serves
4
Difficulty
Easy
Source: community

Directions

  1. 1

    In a large pitcher or jar, combine the coarse-ground coffee with 3 cups of filtered cold water, ensuring all coffee grounds are fully submerged.

  2. 2

    Stir gently to saturate the grounds, then cover the container and refrigerate for 16 to 24 hours, allowing the coffee to slowly steep and develop its smooth flavor.

  3. 3

    After steeping, line a fine-mesh sieve with cheesecloth or a clean coffee filter and place it over a large bowl or pitcher.

  4. 4

    Carefully pour the cold brew concentrate through the lined sieve, allowing it to drip naturally into the bowl without pressing the grounds, which can lead to bitterness.

  5. 5

    Discard the spent coffee grounds and cheesecloth, then transfer the cold brew concentrate to a clean airtight container; this concentrate will keep for up to 1 week in the refrigerator.

  6. 6

    To prepare the vanilla sweet cream foam, combine the heavy cream, whole milk, confectioners' sugar, vanilla extract, and a pinch of sea salt in a medium bowl.

  7. 7

    Using a whisk or a milk frother, vigorously whisk the cream mixture until it thickens to a pourable, foamy consistency with soft peaks, about 2 to 3 minutes.

  8. 8

    To serve, fill a glass with ice, then pour in 1/2 to 3/4 cup of the cold brew concentrate.

  9. 9

    Add 1/2 to 1 cup of the remaining 1 cup of filtered cold water to dilute the cold brew to your desired strength, stirring gently to combine.

  10. 10

    Crown your divine concoction with a generous dollop of the vanilla sweet cream foam, watch it swirl like heavenly clouds, and serve immediately.

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