Dog-Boy’s Kibble & Bits Dessert Bark
Unlock a primal craving for the unexpected with this Dog-Boy's Kibble & Bits Dessert Bark, a sweet and crunchy concoction that channels the raw, vibrant energy of Liquid Television. Rich dark chocolate forms the canvas for peanut butter cereal 'kibble' and fluffy mini marshmallow 'bits,' creating a delightfully strange and satisfying treat.
Directions
- 1
Line a 9x13-inch baking sheet with parchment paper, allowing some overhang for easy removal later.
- 2
Melt the dark chocolate, unsalted butter, and neutral oil together in a heatproof bowl set over a saucepan of simmering water (a double boiler), stirring occasionally until smooth and glossy, about 5-7 minutes; alternatively, microwave in 30-second intervals, stirring vigorously after each, until fully melted.
- 3
Remove the chocolate mixture from the heat, stir in the vanilla extract and 1/2 teaspoon flaky sea salt, ensuring it is well incorporated.
- 4
Pour the melted chocolate onto the prepared baking sheet and spread it evenly into a thin layer using an offset spatula or the back of a spoon.
- 5
Before the chocolate sets, immediately and generously sprinkle the peanut butter cereal, mini marshmallows, and chopped peanuts over the entire surface, ensuring even distribution and pressing them gently into the chocolate.
- 6
Lightly sprinkle a final pinch of flaky sea salt over the bark for an added flavor pop.
- 7
Transfer the baking sheet to the refrigerator and chill until the chocolate is completely set and firm, about 45-60 minutes.
- 8
Once firm, lift the parchment paper from the baking sheet and break the bark into irregular, bite-sized pieces; serve immediately or store.