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The Golden Goose Eggnog Shake

This Golden Goose Eggnog Shake takes classic holiday indulgence and gives it a mischievous twist, embodying the unexpected and bold spirit reminiscent of 'Jackass Number Two.' It's a deliciously rich, bourbon-spiked treat that's deceptively smooth yet utterly unforgettable, perfect for those who appreciate a shake-up to tradition.

The Golden Goose Eggnog Shake
Prep
10m
Cook
0m
Serves
2
Difficulty
Easy
Source: community

Directions

  1. 1

    Combine the chilled eggnog, bourbon, heavy cream, golden crème de cacao, maple syrup, grated nutmeg, ground cinnamon, and kosher salt in a large blender.

  2. 2

    Blend on medium speed for 30 seconds, or until all ingredients are thoroughly combined and the mixture is slightly frothy.

  3. 3

    Add the vanilla bean ice cream to the blender and secure the lid tightly.

  4. 4

    Blend on high speed for 1 to 2 minutes, stopping once to scrape down the sides of the blender with a spatula, until the shake is thick, smooth, and uniformly creamy.

  5. 5

    Taste the shake and adjust sweetness or spice if desired, adding a touch more maple syrup or nutmeg as needed.

  6. 6

    Pour the luxurious shake evenly into two tall, chilled milkshake glasses.

  7. 7

    Crown each shake generously with a swirl of freshly whipped cream.

  8. 8

    Dust the whipped cream with an extra sprinkle of freshly grated nutmeg and a celebratory touch of edible gold dust or flakes before serving immediately.

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