
Michael's Marbella Vice Ribs with Southern San Andreas Slaw
Inspired by the high-stakes world of wealthy suburbanites with a dark past, these slow-cooked ribs are fall-off-the-bone tender, lacquered in a rich, tangy barbecue sauce. Served alongside a vibrant, crunchy slaw, this dish is a taste of luxury with a hint of danger, perfect for a quiet evening by the pool or plotting your next big score.

Directions
- 1
Preheat your oven to 300°F (150°C).
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In a small bowl, combine brown sugar, smoked paprika, garlic powder, onion powder, cayenne pepper, salt, and black pepper to create the dry rub.
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Pat the ribs dry with paper towels. Remove the membrane from the back of each rib rack by prying it up with a knife and pulling it off with a paper towel. This ensures maximum tenderness.
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Generously rub both sides of the ribs with the dry rub.
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Place the ribs, meat-side up, on a large baking sheet lined with aluminum foil. Pour the apple cider vinegar and water into the bottom of the foil-lined pan.
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Seal the foil tightly around the ribs to create a steamy environment. Bake for 2 hours.
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While the ribs are cooking, prepare the slaw. In a large bowl, combine shredded green and red cabbage and grated carrots.
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In a separate small bowl, whisk together mayonnaise, the remaining 2 tablespoons of apple cider vinegar, and a pinch of salt and pepper.
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Pour the dressing over the cabbage mixture and toss well to combine. Refrigerate the slaw until ready to serve.
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After 2 hours, carefully unwrap the ribs and drain away any liquid. Brush the ribs generously with barbecue sauce.
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Increase oven temperature to 375°F (190°C). Return the ribs to the oven, uncovered, and bake for another 20-30 minutes, or until the sauce is caramelized and bubbly, and the ribs are gloriously tender.
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Remove ribs from the oven and let rest for 10 minutes before slicing into individual portions.
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Serve the sticky, succulent ribs with a hearty side of the crisp Southern San Andreas Slaw. Enjoy the fruits of your labor, no questions asked.